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[By: Sheldon Good | July 3, 2009 | No Comment ]
1. When the Holy Spirit says “sing,” you sing. When the Holy Spirit says “sleep,” you sleep! –Cassie Miller, Beemer, Neb. 2. My GPS system kept re-calculating. –Rileigh Zickafoose, Lima, Ohio 3. I was trapped in the labyrinth! –Melanie Hess, Lancaster, Pa. 4. I can’t take my Starbucks into the arena. –Miranda Snyder, Moundridge, Kan. 5. The Men...
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[By: Sheldon Good | July 2, 2009 | No Comment ]
10) Bellhops are tipped with monster cookies instead of dollars — Jenelle Buschur: Archbold, Ohio 9) The ice cream trucks play 606. — David Kempf: Libertyville, Il. The food banks become fully stocked … and the bartenders are going to need them. — Jon Burkholder: Lititz, Pa. 7) You look around the restaurant and everyone’s drinking water. — Marathana Prothro: ...
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[By: Sheldon Good | July 1, 2009 | One Comment ]
10. Lanyard warmers –David Fisher Fast: Elkhart, Ind. 9. Menno Simons bobble head dolls –Jon Burkholder: Litiz, Pa. 8. Martyr’s Mirror action figures –Sam Cook: Toledo, Ohio 7. Convention meals –Mike and Marlene Bogard: Newton, Kan. 6. Mouse pads from recycled bonnet material –Duane Hershberger: Boyertown, Pa. 5. Tattoos of MC USA logo –Don Garber: Goshen,...
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[By: Sheldon Good | June 30, 2009 | One Comment ]
REMEMBER TO FILL OUT YOUR TOP 10 IDEAS ON A CARD AT OUR OFFICE (D144) OR BY FILLING OUT THE ABOVE FORM! 10.  “Smooth criminal … (but only if we’re stealing peace)”  –Immanuel Sila, Denver, Colo. 9.  “We Serve the World”  –Chris Walczak, Antioch, Tenn. 8.  “(Not So) Bad”  –Keith Graber Miller, Goshen, Ind. 7.  “Miller” (Like &...
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