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Top 10 ways to get out of an awkward conversation

Published: July 5, 2011 Author: Kate Friesen (Goshen College)

TOP 10 Ways to get out of an awkward conversation…

  1. “Give them wrong directions in the labyrinth in the exhibit hall.” –Brett Conrad, Colorado Springs, CO
  2. “Blind them with the reflectors on your yellow bag and run away.” –Kate Friesen, Archbold, OH
  3. “‘Hey, I think I see my tenth cousin over there…’” -Molly Kraybill, Lancaster, PA
  4. “Pretend to talk on your phone and hope it doesn’t ring.” –Several of you
  5. “’Oh! I see my other girlfriend!’” –Ryan Masenthin, Harper, KS
  6. “Tell them you are not of this world.” –Christopher Landes
  7. “’I have the runs. See ya later!’” –Anonymous
  8. “Do the Booty-X.” –Kate Stoltzfus, Goshen, IN
  9. “’Wellnicetalkingtoyouokaygottagothanksbye.’” –Jill Kauffman, Goshen, IN
  10. “Burst into a very flat rendition of 606.” –Anonymous

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Kate Friesen is a sophomore English major at Goshen College. She is from Archbold, Ohio.
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